Thursday, June 7, 2012

erica's jest..

i copied this onto paper from my oldest daughters english notebook, maybe 7 or 8 years ago
at the time i was insulted !! indeed i didn't confront her when it was discovered. i was snooping
thru her sketch book. but now looking back at the whole thing. i am proud of her ability to make the words click and stick on your tongue

YOUR MOM SEEMS VERY SPECIAL IN THE HEAD
SHE LIKES TO HAVE MEN BY HER SIDE
WHEN SHE'S IN BED.
SHE IS GETTING BORED THOUGH
SHE WANTS SOMETHING NEW
SHE WANTS SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THAT SOMETHING IS YOU
RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
SHE'S GOING TO RAPE YOU
 IT'S PART OF HER PLAN
IF SHE CATCHES YOU
 IT'S YOUR MOST UNLUCKY DAY
SHE WILL TIE YOU UPTO HER BED,
  AND HAVE HER WAY
RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
KNOCK HER OUT WITH THAT FRYING PAN
IF YOU DON'T MISS YOU CAN GET AWAY
TRY DYING
 IF SHE GETS YOU AND SAYS SHE LOVES YOU
THEN SHE IS LYING
 AND IF SHE GETS YOU PREGNANT
 SO SORRY TO SAY
YOUR KIDS WILL TURN OUT JUST LIKE ME
HAVE A NICE DAY


  short and to the point. my kids would always pout and hate me if a pre-approved housefly
who didn't work was not around to play. i just broke up with max. he painted toenails while we watched t.v. pretty girls all in a row oh how sweet-GOTTA GO

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