the shady lady. .

i  was sitting with my daughter at her friends house. there was about ten people crammed in the kitchen. katie was doing her best to include me in the conversation.someone decided to ask
 me about the first time i met her father ? i thought about it and decided to tell the truth. i looked over at my middle child and replied. . "the first time i met your daddy i was stripping at the shady lady".
there was complete silence as my daughter turned beat red and then applause and alot of back thumping. man i need to come up with another ending to that question!