pulse..

The relationship between a mother and a daughter is simply put..um wait a second i think i am going to be smarter than the average bear and give an example. Yesterday I wanted to go to the library soo bad and my mom knew. I asked three times and all I got was the occasional eye roll.I said to her very politely ( because she hadn't refused me yet) why ? She looked up from her kindle and said she had every book she could ever want to read right there at her fingertips and she was almost purring content like a kitty cat. And as her daughter ..we can't have that! Until I had moved back home with my mom I had not been that familiar with the toys in the electronic world like the kindles and garmins that everybody seems to have adopted into their dysfunctional families. So my mom was always staring into her electronic bookpad that she was always uploading fresh stories into and that was three step back into the unfamiliar world of not being around people for me. The library was a source of nourishment for my peace of mind and human contact. So what if there are nerds at the library they are human beings and i keep forgetting there are any humans left in the world..my mind is tapping my fingers relentlessly on the kitchen counter and my thoughts start spinning like the big wheel on wheel of fortune . And suddenly it fades and that little bookpad could cross the pornographic line of decency and who knows it could house a virtual computer generated sex kitty or slave. Wait a second for being distracted ..hold on be right back. Gotta talk to santa....."OKAY BIG GUY NUMBER FOUR ON MY MUST HAVE PLEASE LIST IS A COMPUTER GENERATED VIRTUAL SEX PET OF THE NATIVE WARRIOR STUD KIND...THAT LIVES IN MY BOOKPAD ..YEAH MY FANTASY BOOKPAD .um have the elfs work on it k?
Okay so where was I before my mind was led astray...oh wait i see it there i am walking down a gravel road slowly back to my reality. gravel road is like a cold shower for me.And now to top things off my punchline is not going to work as planned since i got sidetracked with the sex on the brain thing...damn girl
Anyway my mom was telling me in that sugar sweeter than I voice...see it is soo cool it is totally simple and it is all contained right here and wanna see how the pages turn?
"Stupid so you have to have a powersource and you have to have the bookpad to access your library right? " She just glowered and beamed happily totally bought on it all..and stated "well yeah but you are also helping to save the trees and you are saving all the space that books take up"
So once again my dark haired blond status rose up and took up the fight..."well what if there was an electromagnetic pulse would it work then?"