Worst saying by females..."MEN ARE SUCH DOGS". Men are not dogs. They are worse than dogs. They drool like dogs and want to hump everything they cannot eat. Dogs are loyal and they always come when you call them. Men only come when they call you!
tis a rather cynical view of the male. i prefer to view men as robots with two brains one in the head and one just below the belt line. the southern brain doesn't do much but has an override switch that seizes instant control of judgement, decision making, choices, planning, etc when it is alerted to a desirable object of lust and desire. I personally only know one or two that can cause an instant switch from north to south. one is a princess who swims in lakes like a dream and knows when thunderstorms are going to hit even when the skies are sunny and clear. :-)
likes to collect morbid newspaper articles, eat at taco bell on saturdays at 10 in the morning, and is always on the look out for a pileated woodpecker scalp :-)
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tis a rather cynical view of the male. i prefer to view men as robots with two brains one in the head and one just below the belt line. the southern brain doesn't do much but has an override switch that seizes instant control of judgement, decision making, choices, planning, etc when it is alerted to a desirable object of lust and desire. I personally only know one or two that can cause an instant switch from north to south. one is a princess who swims in lakes like a dream and knows when thunderstorms are going to hit even when the skies are sunny and clear. :-)
and the other.....
likes to collect morbid newspaper articles, eat at taco bell on saturdays at 10 in the morning, and is always on the look out for a pileated woodpecker scalp :-)
woodpecker or peckerhead..what was the question?
why did you hide your other blog?
i hid it somewhere on my body..care to find it?
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